just-another-typical-fangirl
tehfawx:

lilprince:

mr-egbutt:

Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like “omg this is the sexiest thing eva” and “men in suits hhhHHH” which is fair enough.
But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it were made for a man four sizes up from him. His tie is crooked, too tight, and mis-lengthened. His shirt’s collar is the wrong size for him, and the way he buttons it makes it look as if he’s never done it before.
Here, ladies and gents, is how it is done.



This makes me extremely happy. God bless you correct suit man.

What always kills me is that he stands at parade rest at the end of gif two i’m just
god damn it
such class.


 mother frucking Barney.

tehfawx:

lilprince:

mr-egbutt:

Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like “omg this is the sexiest thing eva” and “men in suits hhhHHH” which is fair enough.

But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it were made for a man four sizes up from him. His tie is crooked, too tight, and mis-lengthened. His shirt’s collar is the wrong size for him, and the way he buttons it makes it look as if he’s never done it before.

Here, ladies and gents, is how it is done.

This makes me extremely happy. God bless you correct suit man.

What always kills me is that he stands at parade rest at the end of gif two i’m just

god damn it

such class.

mother frucking Barney.

Uni-Tyler

Ok; can I just say me and Tyler Oakley would be best friends if I met him. Like he is my professional fangirl inspiration. I even made a unicorn for him. It’s called a uni-Tyler; because as I like to say: if you like it then you better put a horn on it. You get what I’m saying? He’s MINE. I shall love Tyler forever if he likes or reblogs this.

Actually realistic fanfic #1 (Nathan Sykes)

Part one:

Ashley’s POV:

I finally put my binoculars down after about 3 hours of staring at Nathan through his bedroom window. My arms had been getting tired but at least I got to see him with out his shirt on. And it was in really life. Man, that boy has abs. Like seriously; if I had to only describe one person in my entire life as a sexy mongoose, Nathan Sykes would be my sexy mongoose. “Where are you going Nathan!?” I shouted as I picked up my binoculars again and started to watch him again. Unfortunately, as my doorbell rang, I realized that I never actually closed my window… Crap. “Can you please stop staring at me through your window, love. It’s starting to make me quite uncomfortable.”

I could have sworn that the Nathan Sykes just caught me staring at him. Omg!!! I’m going to die! He caught me!! “I’m sorry, I just needed a pic of your abs to show my friends to prove that your my neighbor. I guess that was successful.” I replied to him awkwardly. “I don’t really know how to reply to that but the rest of the boys are coming over tonight and I will seriously pay you if that’s what it takes to get you to not watch through my window while there over.” Nathan said.


Nathan’s POV:

I’ve got to admit. That’s a first. I don’t think I’ve ever had to tell my neighbor to stop staring at me through her bedroom window. And the fact that she was taking pictures? I wonder if I should file a restraining order? Maybe later; I should probably see if she keeps up her creepiness.

PART 2:

Ashley’s POV:

So, I just recieved my first ‘pay check’ from Nathan for not watching him through my window. I don’t know if I should be happy that I get a shopping day, or sad that Nathan has to pay me to not stalk him. Like, I’m sorry but that boy has abs thus I shall watch him when he’s shirtless. I just have to remember that I’m living next to Nathan Sykes; and he has to remember he can NEVER get rid of me.

Nathan’s POV:

I’ve got to admit; it’s kind of fun to have a stalker. I never thought I would say that. Every once and a while I strut and pose in front of the camera for her just to see if she would freak.

tyleroakley

tyleroakley:

forever-river-song:

Jennifer Aniston’s adorable reaction when the FRIENDS themesong was played on the set of We’re The Millers.

MY HEART.

yes… Just… Yes

Every day has its dawn part 2

(Part 2)

Emeries POV:

"Mum, I hate it here. How do you know that there isn’t a bunch of druggies or pedos living here?" I asked mum.

"Well do you think i would move you to a place were I thought you were going to get hurt?" Mum replied right as Marina walked in.

"Rina do you like it here?" Mum asked Marina because she was trying to prove a point. "No, it’s a hellhole and is going to be a living hell." Marina replied sarcastically as I tried not to die of laughter. Marina and I might be opposites but we do have those true twinning moments.

*next day*

Marinas POV:

"Wake up! Both of you! If your not up in two seconds, you’ll be late for your first day of school in Bolton." Mum and dad yelled. "I don’t care if I’m late for something I don’t want to go to." I yelled back.
http://www.polyvore.com/promise_summer/set?id=87750201

*two hours later in English class*

"Well you must be miss.Diamanati. I had your twin sister in this class last period" my new English teacher, mrs. Jouzdani, said. "Umm… That’s cool bro." I said back nervously; but surprisingly the whole class laughed, including mrs.jouzdani. "Well you’ll be sitting right there in the front, next to mr.parker."

"Oh poor you. Toms a butthole. Last year he planted a pack of cigarettes in this kids locker and when the teachers found out, he just had to invite the student body president, Anna, to one of his incredible parties and to mention the unspeakable truth, she had a pregnancy scare and no one spoke of that Thomas Parker incident again." The girl next to me said. "I’m Chloe by the way." "Cool I’m Marina. I just moved her from Liverpool" I said.

"Don’t worry anyone. Me, Tom Parker had just entered the room." The kid ‘Tom’ said obnoxiously.

Emaries POV:

Ugh, fashion must not be very common here. I just threw on some clothes this morning and I’m STILL the cutest person here. http://www.polyvore.com/spidey/set?id=86414236

How the hell am I going to get used to this drab place. I’m not used to this crap clothes!

Note: this is NOT done